here's the corny joke thread.
post your favorite corny joke thread.
that means no quality jokes!
Last night I had a dream i ate a big marshmellow and in the morning my pillow was gone
Two men were sitting at a bar and a polish man with monkey came in and sang a song and the monkey collected the money when he got to the one guy he gave him a twenty and the other guy said i thought you hated the polish he said i do but their so cute when their young. (sorry for ethnic joke nothing intended)
when i was a kid, i kind of lived in my own world.
i thought i knew everything, but as i grew older i realized my biggest problem was that i only halfway paid attention to the world.
and the bathroom was on the right of what?
I thought it was rocket chips
and in the christmas song in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is parson brown I thought it was a brown snowman.
and I thought Lassie really did all that stuff
i've just been listening to philip glass.... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il4vdf-ugpi&feature=fvwrel.
which reminds me of the truman show, the film that many of us here have taken as a metaphor for realising that the jehovah's witness world is not real.. but now i can't help wondering what happened to truman when he left his fake world and entered the real world.
I am driven to search for answers and it is a bit disturbing. It's difficult to find info you can trust and you always have to watch yourself and your critical thinking abilities and it's unpleasant to live w/o the comfort of thinking you know the answers. What I do is read and investigate all kinds of ideas however bizarre they might seem at the time and I have catagories in my head like stuff I feel pretty sure of, stuff that seems to have some evidence, stuff that seems interesting but I'm not sure, stuff in my in box that I'll deal with later, stuff that I'm almost positive is wrong and the stuff I really do believe is absolutely wrong. So everthing has it's place and I will enjoy the search as best I can, distract myself occasionally and keep at it till I run out of time.
she is taking care of herself and is feeling better.
she said to say that she appreciates everyones well wishes (she drops in frequently) and will post when she is up to it.. .
Sylvia,
keep getting better and return to word for the day. We had alot of fun with that thread and i keep thinking one day you'll show up again.
ND
since i'm only now getting back to you since christmas due to pc-related problems, i'm hoping you had a wonderful holiday.. given my profession and connections to the art and music world, i receive many invitations to concerts, plays and recitals.
i received a ticket to a christmas concert that included many complex and superbly executed holiday-oriented musical pieces.
the audience was invited to sing "o come all ye faithful.
Christmas christmas time is near time for toys and time for cheer
we've been good but we can't last hurry christmas hurry fast
want a plane that loops the loop me i want a hula hoop
we can hardly stand the wait please christmas don't be late
Alvin and the chipmunks
.. and all revelations stuff... it reminde me of the society ... when travis said to dr. gellar.." look at all the people they're all dead!
yikrs to familliar... so it did make me look to one of the only wts books around here..it's a red one... any way look up two witness in it .. cuz these two serial killers think they are... two paragraphs i new it was bs!!!.
back to dexter.. any way would love too talk, no one i know has showtime... face book page has two many people, although i did make a friend in aus, downunder..during season 2.. and i had some killer comments that got masive likes .. on requested takes... murder scenes from revelations.. where the killers were going to bring about the end .. by sacrifices.. murders.... so any one love a serial killer named dexter like me... i liken myself to him, it was how he has a dark passenger.... will talk any season, if you're behind on dvd.. the gal from aus, was behind tooo... l8r t8r.
I'm a dexter fan. Whenever I hear the spidery intro music I feel like Pavlov's dog.
It will be interesting to see how Deb's life unfolds after having witnessed the kill.
i thought it would be interesting and informative to create the following survey.. please cut and paste it in the 'post' section and type in your reply under each question.. .
let the survey begin 10 questions.
1.rate on a scale from 1-10 the postive impact (10 being absolutely positive) of jehovahs-witness.net on your life.. .
9
0
sadness
1
false
b
Bruce Lipton, Gregg Braden, Zecharia Sitchen
not being able to find out the truth
freedom of thought
I move forward and learn as I go the previous me's made mistakes I don't care to relive
I'm a little tired of people using the bible as the source of truth I'v come to believe it's redacted revisioinist history mixed with enough true events to be misleading
i do enjoy the varied topics on Jwn and I want people to express themselves honestly.
That is a very creepy picture.
please write us all again you keep our literary sensations tuned .
CoCo
I'll be looking forward to those stories
ND
kittens playing on a slide.
who needs a treadmill?.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hhw76biwp4.
cats are so cute
